Mental Junk

Yes, that is a Hot Rod pepperette stick and gummie bears in their cereal. They won’t know we treat them like guinea pigs for a few more years. I’m going to have fun for a while yet.

First thing out of Michelle was “Ah come on! They don’t smell that bad!”

The girl you’re dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and then you realize she actually just lost an earring… and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.